Василиса Чмелева – Parasomnia (страница 6)
"Second opinion," I corrected wearily.
"Bingo! So here’s the play—" The guy flexed imaginary biceps, punching the air. "We pull some shit that’s outrageous by local standards, but still kinda debatable. That’ll trigger a trial, the Sisters show up, and boom—we shove our letter at ’em to translate." He grinned. "Who’s a fucking genius now?"
"Brilliant. Would’ve never crossed my mind," I deadpanned, playing dumb. "Maybe you’ll recruit me?"
"You?" He squinted. "Thought you were a lone wolf. Crew says solo thieves are the most backstabbing bastards in the Galaxy."
"Who said I work alone?" I grunted. "Only difference is, my crew ditches me at
"Damn, that’s cold," the guy breathed, half-admiring, before sneezing violently.
"Take me to your team," I demanded. "Together, we’ve got better odds."
"Who the hell is this, Tevin? Who’d you drag back here? I’m talking to you!"
A grizzled Kallinkorian with a thick, long beard circled me, shooting irritated glares at the kid through his half-open helmet.
He was short—even by human standards—and looked downright puny next to the towering Coldborn moving in the distance. His curly dark hair was thinning in patches, but his beard remained enviably full.
Though facial hair had long fallen out of fashion in space, this Kallinkorian clearly clung to old habits—where a thick mane signaled wealth and status.
Tevin—now identified by name—dropped his gaze guiltily. "Rovan, don’t freak out! He’s one of us."
"There’s no ‘us’ among Kallinkorians, idiot," Rovan snarled.
"Told him the same thing," I smirked. "But the kid’s as naive as a sea sponge. Might wanna train him better—next time, someone
"And why the hell are
His elongated head was wrapped in a latex warming cap, thin as a chair slipcover.
"Looks like this one’s reached enlightenment even without hair. Sleeping follicles—nature’s indicator of a dormant brain," flickered a sarcastic thought, and I bit back a laugh.
"I want to help you decode the letter."
"You moron, you already blabbed about the letter?" The bald man cuffed Tevin upside the head.
He stood taller than Rovan and was lean to the point of gauntness. His eyes glinted unnaturally, as if the bartender at the ‘Ice Cradle’ had been heavy-handed with the cocktails.
“I just—I thought it’d be better, guys, come on,” Tevin squeaked. “Maybe he’ll be useful.”
“And what’s with the sudden generosity, Kallinkorian?” Rovan shot me a disgusted green-eyed glare. “A thief never shares his loot—shouldn’t you know that?”
“I don’t steal, I just… redistribute. Admit it, it’s simpler.” I answered lazily, noting Tevin’s approving nod. “If the letter’s really what you think it is, there’ll be enough for everyone. I’ll take a small cut for my help, and then we scatter like strangers.”
“And what if we don’t give a damn about you?” The bald one waved his middle finger in my face, and the other three rumbled in agreement.
I let my gaze drift over the crew of thieves—five in total. Three Kallinkorians and two creatures from… hell if I knew what planet those freaks came from.
I studied them thoughtfully, these men who’d made their living the same way I had for years. Castoffs from our homeworlds, sons of destructive choices—that’s what we were. And since I was stuck dealing with them, I had to outplay the competition.
“Tevin mentioned,” I began, deliberately slow, “that your whole crew landed on the planet. Which means you left your ship sitting on the surface… unattended.”
The crowd shifted nervously, and I knew I’d hit the Kallinkorian bullseye.
"Unlike you dumbasses, I don’t leave my ship unattended," I shot back, waving my middle finger in the now-silent bald guy’s face. "So the second I press this little button here, my crew takes yours and flies it straight out of Blokays. Enjoy freezing your balls off and chewing on snot for the rest of your days." I hovered my finger over the button—which, in reality, just adjusted the heating in my suit—and prayed these meatheads didn’t have a similar model in their arsenal. Tech specs weren’t exactly their strong suit.
And it worked. After a beat of tense silence, Rovan cracked.
"Friend," the man oozed sweetness, shaking his beard as the others leaned in, mirroring their leader's stance, "no need for threats right away. We're not enemies here. Let's work together. Might even be fun. What d'you say, boys?" He turned to his crew.
"That's what I told him from the start!" Tevin babbled, only to earn another irritated smack from Rovan – who was probably cursing the dim-witted kid in his head.
"Oh it'll be fun alright," I smirked at the five of them. "Fun like a five-alarm fire."