Марк Миллс – The Information Officer (страница 5)
Margaret Kimberley nodded benignly and maybe a little drunkenly.
‘I mean,’ Hugh persisted, ‘why would you want to know the details of what our noble submariners are up to?’
‘Besides, I’m hardly the person to ask,’ said Mitzi. ‘Lionel doesn’t tell me anything. One day he’s gone, then one day he’s back, that’s all I know.’
‘It’s all any of us needs to know.’
‘Trevor tells me nothing,’ chipped in Margaret.
Hugh peered down at her. ‘That, my dear, is because your Trevor does next to nothing for most of the time. Take it from me as his commanding officer.’
‘Somehow, Hugh, I can’t think of you as a commanding officer,’ Mitzi chimed, a playful glint in her eye. ‘A genial one, maybe, and slightly inept, but not a commanding one.’
Margaret’s hand shot to her mouth to stifle a laugh, which drew an affronted scowl from Hugh.
‘Bang goes Trevor’s promotion,’ said Max, to more laughter.
A little while later the ladies left together for the far end of the garden. Max fought to ignore the lazy sway of Mitzi’s slender hips beneath her cotton print dress.
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‘Really?’
‘Well, you’ve seen the pasting they’ve been taking down at Lazaretto Creek. And since Wanklyn came a cropper…’
The loss of the
As the Information Officer, Max had been the first to learn of the
Yes, he had wanted Wanklyn to prove him wrong, he had wanted to see the Maltese packing the bastions again, cheering the
But that was then, and this was now, and while he understood that pulling the subs out of the island might be the judicious thing to do, he wasn’t thinking about his job and how he was going to break the news on the island, he was thinking about Mitzi. If the subs were really leaving, then she would be too; posted elsewhere with her husband. Where would they end up? Alexandria, probably. He wrestled with the notion—separated from Mitzi by nigh on a thousand miles of water—but it was too big and unwieldy to get a grip on.
Hugh misconstrued his silence as professionalism. ‘Mum’s the word, but I thought I should tip you the wink.’
‘Thanks, Hugh, I appreciate it.’
‘You’ll find a way to present it in a positive light, you always do.’ He rested a hand on Max’s shoulder. ‘Now go and join the other renegades in the crow’s nest. Freddie and Elliott are already up there. No Ralph, though—he called earlier to say he can’t get away.’
Max did as he was told, eager for the distraction of his friends, the chance to throw a blanket over his feelings. Villa Marija had been occupied by a naval officer before the war, and its large flat roof, still referred to as the crow’s nest, was where the younger crowd generally gathered to flap and caw. Anything under the age of thirty was deemed to be young, and you were never quite sure what you were going to find when you stepped from the stairwell into the glare.
There was usually a pleasing smattering of adolescent daughters in colourful home-stitched frocks, still coming to terms with their new breasts, which they wore with a kind of awkward pride. Circling them, inevitably, would be the younger pilots, barely more than boys but their speech already peppered with RAF slang. They were always taking a view on things—a good view, a dim view, an outside view, a ropey view—or accusing each other of ‘shooting a line’. Enemy bombers were ‘big jobs’, enemy fighters ‘little jobs’; the cockpit was their ‘office’; and they never landed, they ‘pancaked’. The thing they feared most in a flap was being bounced by a gaggle of little jobs from up-sun.
Sure enough, the pilots were there, a bevy of slender young things with flushed complexions hanging on their every word. Others hovered nearby, one ear on the tales of doughty deeds. The airmen were the only ones in the garrison capable of carrying the battle to the enemy, and their stories offered a tonic against the daily round of passive resistance.
Freddie and Elliott were well out of earshot at the far end of the roof terrace. Freddie was making good use of a large pink gin, his face a picture of evident distaste at whatever it was that the tall American was telling him. Max pushed his way through the throng towards them.
‘Gentlemen.’
‘Ah, Maximillian,’ said Elliott. ‘Just in time.’
‘For what?’
‘A little conundrum I was posing to Freddie here.’
‘Is that what you call it?’ grimaced Freddie.
‘Well, it sure is for their commanding officers.’
‘Sounds intriguing,’ said Max.
‘It rapidly becomes disgusting.’
Elliott laughed. ‘I hadn’t figured you for an old prude.’
‘It’s got nothing to do with prudishness,’ Freddie bristled. ‘It’s a question of…well, morality.’
‘Ah, morality…’
‘To say nothing of the law.’
‘Ah, the law…’ Elliott parroted, with even more scepticism.
‘You trained as a lawyer, you must have some respect for the law.’
‘Sure I do. You don’t want to screw with an institution that can send an innocent man to the electric chair.’ Elliott turned to Max before Freddie’s frustration could shape itself into a response. ‘You want to hear it?’
‘Fire away.’
‘It’s very simple. You’re a wing commander taking a break from it all up at the pilots’ rest camp on St Paul’s Bay. You know it? Sure you do, from when Ralph was wounded.’
‘I do.’
‘Then you can picture it. It’s late and, okay, you’re a bit tight. But, hey, who wouldn’t be, after all you’ve been through these past months? Anyway, you’re feeling good and you’re looking for your room. And you find your room. Only it isn’t your room. It’s someone else’s room. And that someone else is in what you think is your bed with someone else.’
‘You’re losing me.’
‘Stay lost,’ was Freddie’s advice.
‘There are two guys in the bed, okay? And they’re, well, I don’t how to put it…’
‘I think I get your meaning.’
‘Of course you do, you went to an English boarding school.’
‘As did you,’ said Freddie, ‘in case you’d forgotten.’
‘And a sorry dump it was too. Anyway, they’re good men, officers, both of them. One’s in your squadron, the other’s not, but you know him. And he’s a first-class pilot, reliable, what you fellows would call a “press-on” type…’ Elliot paused. ‘What do you do?’
‘What do I do?’
‘What do you do?’
‘Well, I order them to desist at once.’
Elliott laughed. ‘I think you can assume they
‘Report them?’
‘To the Air Officer Commanding. It’s not a question of morality, or the law, or even of taste. I mean, I’ve never felt the need to place my penis in another man’s dung—’—‘Oh Christ,’ Freddie blurted into his gin—‘but it doesn’t stop me being able to make a judgement on the situation.’
Max thought on it. ‘I don’t report them.’
‘Why not?’
‘Morale. A squadron’s like a family.’
‘You’re ready to lie to your family?’
‘No. Yes. I suppose. If the situation calls for it.’
‘Go on,’ said Elliott. ‘What else, aside from morale?’
‘Well, the two individuals in question, of course. They’d be packed off home and everyone would know why. It would leak out.’
‘An unfortunate turn of phrase, under the circumstances.’
‘Oh, for God’s sake, Elliott!’ exclaimed Freddie.