Эндрю Ллойд Уэббер – Unmasked (страница 1)
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For my fabulously un-PC Auntie Vi, most of whose
sayings I could not possibly share in 2018.
CONTENTS
4. A Whiter Shade of Something That Didn’t Taste Very Nice in the First Place
5. “Mr Lloyd Webber, Do You Like Cats?”
6. Enter Timothy Miles Bindon Rice
7. Teenage Operas, Pop Cantatas
8. Elvis with Mellotron and Tambourines
10. “Did Judas Iscariot Have God on His Side?”
11. Love Changes Everything, But . . .
14. A Bad Case of the Edward Woodwards
17. Driverless Juggernauts Hurtling Down a Hill
19. The Long Hot Summer and the Sound of a Paraguayan Harp
20. The Song that Cleared the Dance Floors
25. “This Artfully Produced Monument to Human Indecency”
26. Shaddap and Take That Look Off Your Face
28. “All the Characters Must Be Cats”
30. Body Stockings, Leg Warmers and Meat Cleavers