Darren Shan – Vampire Rites Trilogy (страница 14)

“But you used to be a General,” I reminded him. “They wouldn’t mind if you popped in to say hello, would they?”

“Of course they would,” Mr Crepsley scowled, then turned to Seba and sighed. “He is slow to learn our ways.”

Seba laughed. “And you are slow to learn the ways of the teacher. You forget how eagerly you questioned our way of life when you were blooded. I recall the night you stormed into my chambers and swore you would never become a General. You said Generals were backward imbeciles, and we should be looking to the future, not dwelling in the past.”

“I never said that!” Mr Crepsley gasped.

“You certainly did,” Seba insisted. “And more! You were a fiery youth, and there were times when I thought you would never calm down. I was often tempted to dismiss you, but I did not. I let you ask your questions and air your rage, and in time you learned that yours was not the wisest head in the world, and that the old ways might indeed be best.

“Students never appreciate their teachers while they are learning. It is only later, when they know more of the world, that they understand how indebted they are to those who instructed them. Good teachers expect no praise or love from the young. They wait for it, and in time, it comes.”

“Are you scolding me?” Mr Crepsley asked.

“Yes,” Seba smiled. “You are a fine vampire, Larten, but you have much to learn about teaching. Do not be so quick to criticize. Accept Darren’s questions and stubbornness. Answer patiently and do not scold him for his opinions. Only in this way can he mature and develop as you did.”

I extracted a guilty pleasure out of watching Mr Crepsley being hauled down a peg or two. I was extremely close to the vampire, but his pomposity sometimes got on my nerves. It was fun to see him have his wrists slapped!

“Stop smirking!” he snapped when he saw me.

“Now, now,” I scolded him. “You heard what Mr Nile said – be patient – strive to understand me.”

Mr Crepsley was puffing himself up to roar at me when Seba coughed discreetly. The vampire glanced at his old teacher, the air wheezed out of him, and he grinned sheepishly. Instead of giving out, he politely asked me to pass him a loaf of bread.

“My pleasure, Larten,” I responded wryly, and the three of us shared a quiet laugh while the other vampires in the Hall of Khledon Lurt bellowed, told stories and cracked ribald jokes around us.

CHAPTER FOURTEEN

AFTER BREAKFAST, Mr Crepsley and me went to shower as we were filthy from the trek. He said we wouldn’t wash often while here, but a shower at the start was a good idea. The Hall of Perta Vin-Grahl was a huge cavern with modest stalactites and two natural waterfalls, set close together to the right of the door. The water fell from high up into a vampire-made pond, and flowed to a hole near the back of the cavern, through which it disappeared and joined up with other streams underground.

“What do you think of the waterfalls?” Mr Crepsley asked, raising his voice to be heard over the noise of the running water.

“Beautiful,” I said, admiring the way the torchlight reflected in the cascading water. “But where are the showers?”

Mr Crepsley grinned sadistically and I clicked to where we were meant to wash.

“No way!” I shouted. “The water must be freezing!”

“It is,” Mr Crepsley agreed, slipping off his clothes, “but there are no other bathing facilities in Vampire Mountain.”

I started to protest, but he laughed, walked to the nearest waterfall and immersed himself in the spray. I felt chilly just looking at the vampire showering, but I’d been eager to wash, and I knew he’d mock me for the rest of our stay if I backed out. So, wriggling free of my clothes, I walked to the edge of the pond, tested the water with my toes – yowch! – then leapt forward and surrendered myself to the flow of the second waterfall.

“Oh my lord!” I roared with ice-cold shock. “This is torture!”

“Aye!” Mr Crepsley shouted. “Now you understand why so few vampires bother to wash while at Council!”

“Is there a law against hot water?” I screeched, furiously scrubbing my chest, back and under my arms, in a hurry to finish with the shower.

“Not as such,” Mr Crepsley replied, stepping out of his waterfall and running a hand through his short crop of orange hair, before shaking it dry like a dog. “But cold water is good enough for nature’s other creatures of the wilds – we prefer not to heat it, at least not here, in the heart of our homeland.”

Rough, prickly towels had been laid out close to the pond, and I wrapped myself in two of them as soon as I got out from under the waterfall. For a few minutes I felt as though my blood had turned to ice, but then my sensations returned and I was able to enjoy the warmth of the thick towels.

“Bracing,” Mr Crepsley commented, rubbing himself dry.

“Murder, more like,” I grumbled, though secretly I’d rather enjoyed the originality of the primitive shower.

While we were dressing, I stared at the rocky ceiling and walls and wondered how old the Halls were. I asked Mr Crepsley.

“Nobody knows exactly when vampires first came here or how they found it,” he said. “The oldest discovered artefacts date back about three thousand years, but it is likely that for a long time it was only used occasionally, by small bands of wandering vampires.

“As far as we know, the Halls were established as a permanent base about fourteen hundred years ago. That is when the first Princes moved in and the Councils began. The Halls have grown since then. There are vampires at work on the structure all the time, hollowing out new rooms, extending old ones, building tunnels. It is long, tiring work – no mechanical equipment is allowed – but we have plenty of time to attend to it.”

By the time we emerged from the Hall of Perta Vin-Grahl, word of Harkat’s message had spread. He had told the Princes that the night of the Vampaneze Lord was at hand, and the vampires were in an uproar. They milled around the mountain like ants, passing on the word to those who hadn’t heard, discussing it hotly and making absurd plans to set out and kill all the vampaneze they could find.

Mr Crepsley had promised to take me on a tour of the Halls, but postponed it because of the commotion. He said we’d go when things quietened down – I might be trampled underfoot by agitated vampires if we set off now. I was disappointed, but knew he was right. This was no time to go exploring.

When we got back to my sleeping niche, a young vampire had taken away our coffins and was stringing up hammocks. He offered to find new clothes for Mr Crepsley and me if we wanted. We thanked him and accompanied him to one of the store-rooms to be kitted out. The stores of Vampire Mountain were full of treasures – food and blood vats and weapon caches – but I only got a brief look at these: the young vampire took us directly to the rooms where spare clothes were stored, and left us alone to pick whatever we liked.

I searched for a costume like my old one, but there were no pirate suits, so I chose a brown jumper and dark trousers, with a pair of soft shoes. Mr Crepsley dressed all in red – his favourite colour – though these robes were less fanciful than the ones he normally wore.

It was while he was adjusting his cape that I realized how similar his dress sense and Seba Nile’s were. I mentioned it to him and he smiled. “I have copied many of Seba’s ways,” he said. “Not just his way of dressing, but also his way of speaking. I did not always use these precise, measured tones. When I was your age, I ran my words together the same as anybody. Years spent in the company of Seba taught me to slow down and consider my words before speaking.”

“You mean I might end up like you one day?” I asked, alarmed at the thought of sounding so serious and stuffy.

“You might,” Mr Crepsley said, “though I would not bet on it. Seba commanded my utmost respect, so I tried hard to copy what he did. You, on the other hand, seem to be determined to do the opposite of everything I say.”

“I’m not that bad,” I grinned, but there was some grain of truth in his words. I’d always been stubborn. I admired Mr Crepsley more than he knew, but hated the idea of looking like a pushover who did everything he was told. Sometimes I disobeyed the vampire just so he wouldn’t think I was paying attention to what he said!

“Besides,” Mr Crepsley added, “I have neither the heart nor the will to punish you when you make mistakes, as Seba punished me.”

“Why?” I asked. “What did he do?”

“He was a fair but hard teacher,” Mr Crepsley said. “When I told him of my desire to mimic him, he began paying close attention to my punctuation. Whenever I said ‘don’t’ or ‘it’s’ or ‘can’t’ – he would pluck a hair from inside my nose!”

“No way!” I hooted.

“It is true,” he said glumly.

“Did he use tweezers?”

“No – his fingernails.”

“Ow!”

Mr Crepsley nodded. “I asked him to stop – I said I no longer cared to copy him – but he would not – he believes in finishing what one starts. After several months of having the hairs ripped from inside my nostrils, I had a brainwave, and singed them with a red-hot rod – not something I recommend you try! – so they would not grow back.”